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Wednesday, January 4th, 2012
With my cold affected deep hus…
With my cold affected deep husky voice women will swoon at my feet when I speak. They like that sort of thing don’t they? And, sweaty vests.
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Wednesday, January 4th, 2012
My hooter is bright red. Who n…
My hooter is bright red. Who needs a torch? Six cars stopped in front of me waiting for me to turn green when I crossed the road.
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
Twitter Updates for 2012-01-04
I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold. Pity snot isn't like Oil. I'd be a billionaire. A snottygarch. # The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂 # Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews trot out their reporters to […]
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews…
Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews trot out their reporters to stand where nobody stands anyway just to show its windy. We know! #wastedmoney
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
The winds have blown all the d…
The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
The winds have blown all the d…
The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
I could be a stand-in for Rudo…
I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold. Pity snot isn’t like Oil. I’d be a billionaire. A snottygarch.
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012
I could be a stand-in for Rudo…
I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold. Pity snot isn’t like Oil. I’d be a billionaire. A snottygarch.
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-02
Hope I don't fall asleep in the last 15 minutes of #Poirot like I normally do. # Should have finished off the turkey by June. # My toenail just come off. # Tesco put #eastereggs on sale on Boxing Day. They said it was because of customer demand. Own up. Who asked for Easter eggs […]
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Twitter Updates for 2012-01-02
I should be paying bills today but I can't be bothered. Who's daft idea was it to have New Years day on Jan 1? Should be moved to mid March. # My New Years #resolution to become a nudist lasted till about 9.15am when I spilt my tea! # Dear Diary, Lost tug of war […]