Archive for January, 2012

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-04

I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold. Pity snot isn't like Oil. I'd be a billionaire. A snottygarch. # The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂 # Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews trot out their reporters to […]

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews…

Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews trot out their reporters to stand where nobody stands anyway just to show its windy. We know! #wastedmoney

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

The winds have blown all the d…

The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

The winds have blown all the d…

The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

I could be a stand-in for Rudo…

I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold. Pity snot isn’t like Oil. I’d be a billionaire. A snottygarch.

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

I could be a stand-in for Rudo…

I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold. Pity snot isn’t like Oil. I’d be a billionaire. A snottygarch.

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Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-02

Hope I don't fall asleep in the last 15 minutes of #Poirot like I normally do. # Should have finished off the turkey by June. # My toenail just come off. # Tesco put #eastereggs on sale on Boxing Day. They said it was because of customer demand. Own up. Who asked for Easter eggs […]

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Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-02

I should be paying bills today but I can't be bothered. Who's daft idea was it to have New Years day on Jan 1? Should be moved to mid March. # My New Years #resolution to become a nudist lasted till about 9.15am when I spilt my tea! # Dear Diary, Lost tug of war […]

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Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Finished Dead Line by Stella R…

Finished Dead Line by Stella Rimington. Gave it 1/5 because a #dog died. (see a previous tweet)

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Sunday, January 1st, 2012

If I read another book where a…

If I read another book where a #dog gets bumped off I shall spit! #authors please take note.

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