Archive for July, 2011

Friday, July 8th, 2011

Gas bills up by 20%? They’re h…

Gas bills up by 20%? They’re having a laugh!

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

Twitter Updates for 2011-07-08

I want to eat something but it's not eating time yet. If I eat something now I'll turn into a hippopotatomus. What? # I'm just a few pounds from becoming a billionaire. Just need about another £999,999,999.50p # I step out with the dog and it pours down. Get back all soggy with a spikey […]

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

Worst film I’ve ever watched. …

Worst film I’ve ever watched. ‘Altered’ Set in Alabama judging by the strange southern accent. The alien was poor. Just a bloke in a wetsuit

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

I hate #movies shot at night. …

I hate #movies shot at night. All I can see is his torch!

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

#Morgan3 does 0-60 in just ove…

#Morgan3 does 0-60 in just over 4 secs with a top speed of 125 mph. Nice. And, it’s British! Sold 500 already and production not started yet

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

Looks like you have to wear go…

Looks like you have to wear goggles when driving the new three wheeled Morgan car. I’d look like Biggles!

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

£25000 for a new Morgan sport…

£25000 for a new Morgan sports car? No thanks. It’s only got 3 wheels.

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

I step out with the dog and it…

I step out with the dog and it pours down. Get back all soggy with a spikey dog and the sun comes out. Suffering sasserfrat.

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

I’m just a few pounds from bec…

I’m just a few pounds from becoming a billionaire. Just need about another £999,999,999.50p

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Thursday, July 7th, 2011

I want to eat something but it…

I want to eat something but it’s not eating time yet. If I eat something now I’ll turn into a hippopotatomus. What?

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