• This dogs not daft. Settled down in front of the fire. She'll be toasting marshmallows on a stick next and singing bawdy campfire songs. #
  • Are wifi points dangerous? I'm sitting at the confluence of two and picking up #BBC Radio 4 through my teeth. Oh it's the #Archers #
  • Oh somebody turned the radio on. #
  • I'll have to drag the dog away from the fire by her back legs. She's starting to smoke, and I don't mean her pipe. I know …"CATS!" #
  • Not so sure that #amazon are so strapped for cash that they have to offer for sale that sort of book. Shame on them. #
  • It looks just like a November day today.
    Oh wait. It is November. #
  • Scented candles burning everywhere. Isn't burning a candle supposed to ward off something? I can't remember what though. Is it memory loss? #
  • What's wrong with #YouTube videos? They don't process now even after hours and hours. Nightmare google. #