• Some really irritating adverts are showing now with really crappy music soundtracks. Really really really. #
  • I think we have pixies in the fridge. I've seen their footprints in the blancmange and teethmarks in the cheese. #
  • I've seen it. A big fiery globe in the sky. The sun! It's not a myth. #
  • I know they're just filling time till the main speech but these #bbcnews presenters talk some crap 'bad cop,good cop' !!
    oh dear #
  • Been good weather today for a change. Not bad for October and it's supposed to last a few days. All our wet weather is going to France. Nice #
  • Monday a leaf fell on my head.
    Tuesday an acorn fell on my head.
    Wednesday it was a conker.
    Thursday I'm staying away from coconut trees. #
  • I want a Google TV please. #
  • Trouble with #newtwitter is it covers all my custom artwork up. Boohoo. #
  • Microsoft always wants to install it's updates when I want to get to bed! #
  • It's either very foggy out or my eyes have steamed up! #
  • The Bodlian have bought a new 26 Million GBP bookcase. I wonder if they got it from Ikea? Must have needed a big trolley. #
  • 'Light drinking no risk to baby' say researchers. Now the pub bars will be full of smelly babies. No chance of getting served now! #
  • Another recycling bag added today. Maroon for clothing. I'll stick my old pants in it I think. #
  • I open the door so the dog can go out to the garden but she lies in the doorway with just her nose poking out cos it's too cold to go out. #
  • Dear Earth,
    You do realise if there's no global warming today and the washing doesn't dry I could be in big trouble. #
  • I've just launched a toenail into orbit. #
  • Who keeps moving my widgets about on the Vista PC?
    Come on own up. #
  • Last place you want Delhi belly is in the swimming pool. Escaping wind might help a bit with times I suppose. #commonwealthgames #
  • I hate these dark movie scenes.
    Turn the lights on! #
  • I could just eat a pixie. #
  • Or a biscuit. #
  • But what are those little symbols in newt witter. Shouldn't they describe themselves with a mouseover? #newtwitter #
  • I'm trying to motivate my socks to hop onto my feet. #
  • I think, on reflection, it may be easier to motivate my feet into my socks rather than the other way round. #
  • I wonder where all these dog hairs come from?
    Oh wait… I bet they're from the dog. #
  • I missed out on a Nobel peace prize again.
    I don't know why. I'm very peaceful.
    They say so at my anger management classes. #
  • All the bristles have fallen off the toilet brush. Spooky. #
  • Oh the head of the brush comes off for cleaning. Panic over. The toilet brush is okay. Phew! #
  • That laptop was hot!
    Nearly burnt my wotsits off! #
  • Nice hot sunny day today. Talk about changeable weather. It was winter yesterday. #
  • It's very hard to fold sheets like they do in the shop. More trouble. #
  • Just eaten a jam doughnut and half the jam squirted down my front. Damn hole was in the wrong place. Got to eat another one now. Sigh. #
  • I like this Hobgoblin beer. I could acquire a taste for it.
    Oh wait… I already have. #
  • Wish the dog wouldn't curl up behind my swivel chair. Just moved the chair back and run her over. Chunks of tail hair everywhere. #
  • Just discretely moved the laptop so that sleeping dogs nose dribble doesn't drip onto keyboard. #
  • Raiders going well. Could be a rout. #
  • OMG his heads come off!
    No wait… It's just his helmet. Phew! #