• It's a bit late I know but it's time for breakfast now. Porridge I think. Not had that since … oh yesterday. #
  • I really should do something constructive. Nah I'll leave it til later. #
  • Why does every can of beer I get have a faulty ring-pull? It's a government conspiracy. #
  • @CheeseRations I'd tell you what it is but I don't want to spoil it for you. 🙂 in reply to CheeseRations #
  • You know things are getting bad when your only friend is Skype Lady. And, she stops answering your calls. #