When you’ve just been woken up and your face hasn’t gotten its’ shape back yet. https://t.co/GtQjhsnuAS

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“As you got me up at 6.30am for the bins do I get another breakfast when we get back?” https://t.co/naYMsNrhQG

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“Come on out Mr Mole and face me like a man…well a mole anyway.” https://t.co/s9ncop2VIm

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#Swans and cygnets flew in from another pool. They’re having great fun meeting each other and swimming round the is… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

Look at the smoke coming out of that old #Russian ships funnel. Are they burning old socks or old worn tyres?

Well done @warkspolice Website graded A at:-
centreforpublicsafety.com/research/brief…

I wonder if @StarTrek transporters could be used to empty your bladder into space?
“Scotty. Beam my wee outside. I said wee not tea!” 😱

Nestlé warn they may have to raise price of KitKat & other ‘family favorites’ because of £. Even though 95% is produced locally!
#profits

I wonder if he just pays half price. Not sure his name is Moeen Ali though?
#BANvENG #Cricket https://t.co/8fs5ZIGIqI

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Spectator watching the #cricket in Bangladesh and he has a real parrot sitting on his shoulder. Not on a leash or anything. 😵
#BANvENG

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