“You wait here matey whilst I check ahead for the Sheriff of Nottingham’s men. What do mean not real? I saw them on… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

“Oi you! #Collie Have you got a slice of bread on you mate.?” https://t.co/6YHttcsYPz

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#Swans and cygnets (down from 8 to 6) feeding.
(S2) https://t.co/gVNz0wNEKa

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Peaceful morning. Everybody happy for once. https://t.co/4JcBqPLrIT

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2 military helicopters flying in circles overhead. I think they’re after me or checking the chip shop queue. (Over… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

.@BBCNews desperate to turn a positive story about a company doing well after #Brexit into a negative story!
Just report the news.

“Come on do keep up. I’m still in 1st gear here.” https://t.co/HmAjQSWNBa

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“I don’t know about you but I’m about ready for your dinner. Oops I mean my dinner. Slip of the tongue then.”😀 https://t.co/sHIlC9jWsS

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Tiny fly been buzzing around all day. I wouldn’t mind but he thinks my nose is the new Heathrow runway! 👺

6 million surveillance cameras in #UK not including traffic cameras. One for every 10 people.
So don’t get undressed with the curtains open

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