I’m thinking of starting a petition to ban dogs. They eat too many toasted soldiers!
I’ve support from 3 others. Two cats and a squirrel. 😮

Fortunately she’s not too bothered by loud bangs. In fact she’s snoring so I can’t hear the fireworks much. 😀 https://t.co/z2FY9U4JzY

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Don’t know why they call them fireworks. Explosives would be better. 😣
Dog’s asleep & twitching but there’ll be some that will be terrified.

I wish the birds wouldn’t gargle in the bird bath! I’m forever washing it out to remove bits of seed husk! 😑
#FirstWorldProblems

Left the kitchen with 3 biscuits on a plate. Made a sharp turn and the laws of physics took over.
Ended up with just 2 biscuits and one MIA!

Typical state we’re in now. Find the world’s biggest earthworm living peacefully in the soil hurting no-one. So what do they do? Kill it! 😕

Saw old GPO film. Lady in PO asks how much to send telegram.
“1 shilling”
When will it arrive?
“It’s 1.30 now so 2pm”
It did! By motorbike!😀

Details from the first ever fax sent…
“Hello. Is there anybody there?”

“How disappointing, I thought they were delicious crunchy biscuits but they’re just mouldy old leaves.” https://t.co/VG6mbsyQiY

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“I do like a quick gallop. I could give a horse a run for his money.” https://t.co/tTfS2YPuoD

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