Just check my list of biggest firework setter offerers and get my trumpet ready to give them a quick solo about 3am outside their bedrooms!😀

It’s all gone very ………..QUIET!!!!!!

“I think my stomach is making more noise than the #fireworks are. Wish he’d hurry up with my supper.” https://t.co/RvcjXNtSDf

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17:42 Aerial barrage starts.

Apparently I procrastinate too much. I don’t know what that means. I’ll look it up later. 😮

It’s getting dark! Quick. Everybody in the garden for a widdle and a poo. You dogs and cats as well. 😮
#Fireworks

I think maybe politicians have an obsessive need to lie.
If a politician tells you it’s Monday. Get another opinion or two.

Bit late saying this now.
Whatever happened to “The buck stops with me” ?

politicshome.com/news/uk/defenc…‘seriously-misleading’-him

Dog’s getting fed up of being sent out in the cold for ablutions every 5 minutes!
Well, got to keep her on empty for tonight’s horrors! 😱

The sun’s come out and it’s reflecting off the corner of a magazine on the coffee table straight into my left eyeball!
#FirstWorldProblems

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