Think the dog has learned that in the winter her little hideaway under a bush doesn’t keep her dry from the rain anymore. #NoLeaves. 😀

Sprouts are working…on the dog. 😷

Scarlet Passion? It’s laundry detergent! Now my shirts smell like I’ve been in a knocking shop,whatever that is 😮 , for a week!

If you hear loud slurping it’s not a burst water main, just the dog washing up the plates in her own way. Using her own special aparatus. 😛

Just a small portion from my extensive collection of rare forks from around the world. https://t.co/F7KBU68r7c

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Understanding visitor.
No need for the dog to move off the sofa I’ll sit in a chair.
Dog’s thinking “I wasn’t going to move matey.”

I bet that Cortana’s listening to everything we say!
Try this 💨
“I’m sorry I don’t understand 💨 please repeat.”
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Nose bled this morning after blowing my hooter 👺 expressively! Now I’m itching for a good pick. 👆
I’ll put on the dogs cone or some mittens.

The @Microsoft update on the Win10 laptop has been going for well over 90 mins so I think it must be that big one that breaks everything. 😟

.@BBCNews script
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