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Not more Trumping? Panorama at it now with a programme called Trumps America. Not even President yet!
Give it up BBC.He still won’t like you

Cricket pitches should be made covered in tiny 2cm bumps. Make for a more exciting game with a result.
#INDvENG

Good job elephants aren’t native to the UK. That trampoline wouldn’t last long enough for #BusterTheBoxer to have a go on. 😃

Bit of a dilemma. Lady at @Adobe sales went to sort something out but after being on hold 28 mins I sorted it out. Should I just sneak off?😁

Hmmm what shall I do with this leftover half a baked potato skin?

“How long are we sheltering under this tree only my stomach’s rumbling now?” https://t.co/pWpK45SWvP

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“So you haven’t got my towel in your bag? You’re useless. I don’t know why I bring you on my walks.” https://t.co/KeNAL0pOoH

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“You have a spot of rain on your lens so stop saying it’s an artistic flare. This dog knows you know.” https://t.co/un0xzM1rCA

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“Oh no it’s started to rain. Get shaking your fur,” https://t.co/EjEEhiw8Ga

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ITV say they’re losing money because of the economy (AKA blaming #Brexit ). Thinks it’s more likely because of your rubbish programmes.

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