Author Archive
Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Finished Dead Line by Stella R…
Finished Dead Line by Stella Rimington. Gave it 1/5 because a #dog died. (see a previous tweet)
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
If I read another book where a…
If I read another book where a #dog gets bumped off I shall spit! #authors please take note.
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Dear Diary, Lost tug of war co…
Dear Diary, Lost tug of war contest with dog as she pulled a sausage off my plate. Managed to save other sausage from same fate.
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
My New Years #resolution to be…
My New Years #resolution to become a nudist lasted till about 9.15am when I spilt my tea!
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
I should be paying bills today…
I should be paying bills today but I can’t be bothered. Who’s daft idea was it to have New Years day on Jan 1? Should be moved to mid March.
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-12-31
Where's my knighthood? Just because I didn't give a bung. If I'd have won the lotto I would have done. # I'd settle for an MBE or a CBE. What about a swimming certificate or an egg and spoon race winners medal? # I did put 50p in the hat of that bloke and his […]
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
All very well #coldcalling but…
All very well #coldcalling but when you speak in Hindi you ain’t got much chance of flogging me anything. I speak a few words of Klingon.
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
I did put 50p in the hat of th…
I did put 50p in the hat of that bloke and his dog playing the fiddle and only took out 30p change. (bloke was playing fiddle not dog)
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
I’d settle for an MBE or a CBE…
I’d settle for an MBE or a CBE. What about a swimming certificate or an egg and spoon race winners medal?
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
Where’s my knighthood? Just be…
Where’s my knighthood? Just because I didn’t give a bung. If I’d have won the lotto I would have done.