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Sunday, August 28th, 2016

Tweet: “Come on move. Don’t just sit there. You’re a ball…

“Come on move. Don’t just sit there. You’re a ball so start rolling about.” https://t.co/GUvtQthbsQ

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Sunday, August 28th, 2016

Tweet: “I wonder if I can find someone to play with. Will…

“I wonder if I can find someone to play with. Will you play with me?” https://t.co/0WFmM9HXip

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Sunday, August 28th, 2016

Tweet: #M20Bridge Can’t they just prop the bridge up with…

#M20Bridge Can’t they just prop the bridge up with a few wooden pallets and plastic bread trays?

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Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: Rain still pouring down like Niagra Falls. Not eve…

Rain still pouring down like Niagra Falls. Not even Bank Holiday yet. https://t.co/4fl7VrByQt

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Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: Flippin rain! Amazing how the picture returns just…

Flippin rain! Amazing how the picture returns just in time for the ads. I missed the most popular name for a fish! https://t.co/Fg5shbyszH

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Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: “Why is it getting dark? Is it time for bed alread…

“Why is it getting dark? Is it time for bed already? Rain? Not again!” https://t.co/dDlmyGKX8X

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Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: “Huge wasp just attacked me and stung me” No! A s…

“Huge wasp just attacked me and stung me” No! A small housefly sat on your bum for 1 second. Drama Queen. https://t.co/epU9vYv8D8

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Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: Smells like it might be #NationalManuringTheFields…

Smells like it might be #NationalManuringTheFieldsDay today.💩👃

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: Idiot time. Huge firework gone off! Heart attacks…

Idiot time. Huge firework gone off! Heart attacks all round!! Saddos. 😬

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: “Hello fellow dogs and cats. Finally got my blanke…

“Hello fellow dogs and cats. Finally got my blanket back. Agreed it’s a bit cleaner but it smells of nothing now!” https://t.co/aAPSEekfvT

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