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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: “I’m watching next doors cat with my special #coll…

“I’m watching next doors cat with my special #collie illuminated staring eyes turned on. See I’m watching you now.” https://t.co/XNi4XZGFuf

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: “Fed up now. Finished my jigsaw puzzle, played blo…

“Fed up now. Finished my jigsaw puzzle, played blow football and draughts. Maybe I’ll go and dance on the newly mad… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: £1.64Trillion debt. Let’s waste £115Bn more on an…

£1.64Trillion debt. Let’s waste £115Bn more on an old train for the wealthy elite to ride on called #HS2 (High SPEED two).

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: Not nice out. When’s summer coming back online?

Not nice out. When’s summer coming back online?

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: .@BBCNews You say ‘ Kanye West has “reportedly” be…

.@BBCNews You say ‘ Kanye West has “reportedly” been hospitalised…’ either he has or hasn’t. If a blog said this you’d call it #FakeNews

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Monday, November 21st, 2016

Tweet: Rain stopped for 10 mins so we’ve nipped outside f…

Rain stopped for 10 mins so we’ve nipped outside for a wee, poo and pooper scoop. Guess what bit I got to do. Brushed away flood water also.

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Monday, November 21st, 2016

Tweet: Still dark! We’ll all be turning into bats. Squeak…

Still dark! We’ll all be turning into bats. Squeak squeak (or whatever noise bats make – clickety click maybe?) 😵

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Monday, November 21st, 2016

Tweet: .#BBCNews Torrential rain in the Midlands as well….

.#BBCNews Torrential rain in the Midlands as well. Don’t suppose you care, being #WestminsterBubble orientated.

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Monday, November 21st, 2016

Tweet: #MPs have noticed we’re short of ships.Never mind…

#MPs have noticed we’re short of ships.Never mind we’re wasting £115Bn on an old #HS2 train in case enemy attacks overland…from Birmingham

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Monday, November 21st, 2016

Tweet: “If it’s alright with you I think I’ll stay in tod…

“If it’s alright with you I think I’ll stay in today. Right here. Bring me my dinner.” https://t.co/lVPgyYryRb

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