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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: “Tea, Earl Grey, cool.” https://t.co/2XyZPKlVCo

“Tea, Earl Grey, cool.” https://t.co/2XyZPKlVCo

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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: Faithful pigeon waiting on fence post for seed tra…

Faithful pigeon waiting on fence post for seed tray to go out. Even in the rain. https://t.co/ViwjvnWUEJ

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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: Who was the bloke who came second in the #LabourLe…

Who was the bloke who came second in the #LabourLeadership roadshow? He was on telly every 5 minutes. Has he retired? Forgotten his name now

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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: Me: “I was so quiet opening your biscuit tin. Wh…

Me: “I was so quiet opening your biscuit tin. What gave me away?” Dog: “My big ears!”

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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: .@BBCNews are accusing the original detective in t…

.@BBCNews are accusing the original detective in the #Haliwell case of “extracting” a confession. So much for accurate reporting.

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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: .@UKLabour want to go borrowing £Billions again. W…

.@UKLabour want to go borrowing £Billions again. What about the £1.6Trillion we still owe?

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Monday, September 26th, 2016

Tweet: Raining again. Get the draughts out. I think a rai…

Raining again. Get the draughts out. I think a rain-soaked pigeon will be having a game. Earth must be full to bursting with water by now? 😟

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Sunday, September 25th, 2016

Tweet: This afternoon I will be mostly chewing on a cherr…

This afternoon I will be mostly chewing on a cherry bakewell AKA the door stopper. 😑

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Saturday, September 24th, 2016

Tweet: Flippin’ fireworks going off! Dog was asleep and j…

Flippin’ fireworks going off! Dog was asleep and just dashed outside, with her fur standing up, to repel boarders. 😟 Back now … and asleep

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Saturday, September 24th, 2016

Tweet: Thousands buying 007-style number plates to dodge…

Thousands buying 007-style number plates to dodge speeding fines  dailym.ai/2cNhnBo

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