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Thursday, November 24th, 2016

Tweet: “Ayup there’s a big grey furry thing stuck on my h…

“Ayup there’s a big grey furry thing stuck on my head. Gerroff! Oh it’s you with your very hairy hands.” https://t.co/MO7GoW7ReX

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Thursday, November 24th, 2016

Tweet: “Me doing nothing just wombling around sniffing an…

“Me doing nothing just wombling around sniffing and checking the pyramids out.” https://t.co/y2VVxRDsjo

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Thursday, November 24th, 2016

Tweet: Established 1890? I wonder if they’re safe to eat?…

Established 1890? I wonder if they’re safe to eat? #UseByDate https://t.co/QDYrIXf1XD

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Tweet: Wonder why the Queen needs tamper evident bags wit…

Wonder why the Queen needs tamper evident bags with security tags? Keep her salmon sarnies in? https://t.co/eqeOsAF077

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Tweet: #Swans and remaining 3 of the 6 cygnets. (1 dead 2…

#Swans and remaining 3 of the 6 cygnets. (1 dead 2 disappeared S1) Rushing in to mug me but settling for grass. https://t.co/YnlvppiPoX

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Tweet: “And you needn’t think I’ve forgotten that you nev…

“And you needn’t think I’ve forgotten that you never gave me a quaver yesterday.” https://t.co/dqTK274Nb7

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Tweet: “I’m not looking at you because you never gave me…

“I’m not looking at you because you never gave me a quaver yesterday.” https://t.co/UILeAkTgs5

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Tweet: “I don’t mind washing your hands but you’ll have t…

“I don’t mind washing your hands but you’ll have to lick your own feet.” https://t.co/1NV0xSaQnQ

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: “You greedy thing! You’ve eaten a bag of quavers a…

“You greedy thing! You’ve eaten a bag of quavers and not offered me one. I’m only awarding you one ear!” 😞 https://t.co/fT510LeCA1

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Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

Tweet: Government to force @NHSEngland etc to demand 2 se…

Government to force @NHSEngland etc to demand 2 sets of ID from patients before getting treatment Stuffed if you have none Culling patients?

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