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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016
Tweet: When I pick up the TV remote it’s like handling a…
When I pick up the TV remote it’s like handling a wet haddock. That happens when you eat Pringles, handle the remote and leave the room. 👅🐺🐧
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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016
Tweet: The Convention on Human Rights will no longer appl…
The Convention on Human Rights will no longer apply to troops serving in battle. To stop lawyers making huge profits out of vexatious claims
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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016
Tweet: Hunt wants to train 1500 doctors yearly. What if n…
Hunt wants to train 1500 doctors yearly. What if no-one wants to be a doctor?Forced doctor training?People kidnapped & given Queens shilling
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: “Yes I know. I’m fully alert. As soon as I spot a…
“Yes I know. I’m fully alert. As soon as I spot a pigeon I’ll let you know. Think I’m stupid? I am a #collie you kn… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: “I just fancy a couple of sausage and tomato baps…
“I just fancy a couple of sausage and tomato baps now. Don’t suppose you brought any with you?” https://t.co/T4uJKdMF9U
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: Parents always chasing after their kids. “Get back…
Parents always chasing after their kids. “Get back here now!” “No shan’t. You can’t make me.” #Swans (S2) https://t.co/I9VEC9F4tr
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: Walked down one aisle in the store and turned the…
Walked down one aisle in the store and turned the corner to see a double aisle filled with #Christmas decorations! Aaaaaarrrgggghhh! 😱
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: The end for Sherlock? Cumberbatch hints next serie…
The end for Sherlock? Cumberbatch hints next series could be the last dailym.ai/2dkxuXw About time. Turning into a load of rubbish.
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: Poldark’s Aidan Turner strips off for steamy bath…
Poldark’s Aidan Turner strips off for steamy bath scene dailym.ai/2dlU95L As they say, if you haven’t got a plot bung in a sex scene
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Monday, October 3rd, 2016
Tweet: Alien hunters spot mysterious glowing orb on NASA…
Alien hunters spot mysterious glowing orb on NASA livestream dailym.ai/2dm2OFc These orbs get everywhere. Anyone lost one?