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Friday, November 11th, 2016

Tweet: Trouble with a dog or cat they miss nothing! Eyes…

Trouble with a dog or cat they miss nothing! Eyes & ears everywhere.If @nsa & @GCHQ learn to speak with animals they’ll have a data goldmine

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Friday, November 11th, 2016

Tweet: Not more Trumping? Panorama at it now with a progr…

Not more Trumping? Panorama at it now with a programme called Trumps America. Not even President yet! Give it up BBC.He still won’t like you

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Friday, November 11th, 2016

Tweet: Cricket pitches should be made covered in tiny 2cm…

Cricket pitches should be made covered in tiny 2cm bumps. Make for a more exciting game with a result. #INDvENG

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: Good job elephants aren’t native to the UK. That t…

Good job elephants aren’t native to the UK. That trampoline wouldn’t last long enough for #BusterTheBoxer to have a go on. 😃

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: Bit of a dilemma. Lady at @adobe sales went to sor…

Bit of a dilemma. Lady at @Adobe sales went to sort something out but after being on hold 28 mins I sorted it out. Should I just sneak off?😁

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: Hmmm what shall I do with this leftover half a bak…

Hmmm what shall I do with this leftover half a baked potato skin?

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: “How long are we sheltering under this tree only m…

“How long are we sheltering under this tree only my stomach’s rumbling now?” https://t.co/pWpK45SWvP

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: “So you haven’t got my towel in your bag? You’re u…

“So you haven’t got my towel in your bag? You’re useless. I don’t know why I bring you on my walks.” https://t.co/KeNAL0pOoH

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: “You have a spot of rain on your lens so stop sayi…

“You have a spot of rain on your lens so stop saying it’s an artistic flare. This dog knows you know.” https://t.co/un0xzM1rCA

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Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Tweet: “Oh no it’s started to rain. Get shaking your fur,…

“Oh no it’s started to rain. Get shaking your fur,” https://t.co/EjEEhiw8Ga

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