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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: “Ayup, what’s that small #collie doing up that tre…

“Ayup, what’s that small #collie doing up that tree?” https://t.co/sHhmZmntz0

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: “Red alert, shields up, large sheep approaching at…

“Red alert, shields up, large sheep approaching at speed. Drat! It’s a pigeon again!” https://t.co/tjO5JlETV4

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: “Dad! When are the Olympic athletics on? Dad!” htt…

“Dad! When are the Olympic athletics on? Dad!” https://t.co/S1PaxhwcJc

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: “Right, you jump over me then you get down on your…

“Right, you jump over me then you get down on your hands and knees and I’ll jump over you.” https://t.co/S9gV98LE5N

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: .@BBCEngland keep telling us about the Rooney bur…

.@BBCEngland keep telling us about the Rooney burglary every five minutes it seems. No other burglaries to report? https://t.co/Cy1a1IC7Ns

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: So the the train strike only affected people in #L…

So the the train strike only affected people in #London according to @BBCNews ?

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: Ants on the front lawn have built a couple of exte…

Ants on the front lawn have built a couple of extensions to their mansion. I’m sure they need building permission from the Council first?

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: Me: Would you like a Dentastix? It’s a new bag. Do…

Me: Would you like a Dentastix? It’s a new bag. Dog: Never mind the advert get it in my mouth,quick!

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: What sort of drugs are they taking that turns the…

What sort of drugs are they taking that turns the water green? #Olympics

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Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

Tweet: Stop widdling in the pool then it won’t turn green…

Stop widdling in the pool then it won’t turn green! #Olympics

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