• I seem to be very popular today with lots of people in foreign countries wanting to give me a share of their millions. How kind. #
  • Listening to Radio 4 Live: Live via #tunerfreemce #
  • Today's stench wafting round the house is Pine Needles. I can't see what's wrong with the smell of sprouts personally. #
  • Didn't get meat out the freezer early enough apparantly. So dinner will be late. Yes, let's all blame me but my instructions weren't clear. #
  • Fancy putting the England v Bangladesh match on at 3.00 am Friday. How can I watch that? It'll be over before I get up. Damn silly!! #
  • Hope it rains and they all get wet. 🙁 #