• Just looked outside and it looks like snowmageddon. Don't know where it's all coming from. #
  • We don't want no more snow not no how. Okay? #
  • Water trickles through the rocks for thousands of years. Gets bottled and given a best before date of 12 months. The bottlers tell porkies. #
  • I don't think they used stones to build the pyramids. They used concrete that looked like stone. Then stuck them together with gorilla glue. #
  • What happens when the oil runs out? How will we make our plastic carrier bags then? #