• Wonder if the US will tilt up with all those Americans going to Florida. Why does it have to start at 11.30pm? They should start earlier. #
  • I dunno, a few snowflakes fall in Washington and the whole place grinds to a standstill. Wouldn't happen in the UK haha. Come on get a grip. #
  • See the planets warming up. Hence 'Snowmaggedon' in Washington. Keep safe you Washingtontonians, and warm. #
  • Be nice for the Saints to win their first ever Super Bowl but my moneys on the Colts, just. The Saints awesome offense may just do it though #
  • "When I said I was going to be a comedian they all laughed at me. But they're not laughing now!" – Bob Monkhouse #
  • I now have a 4D TV. I can watch programmes that will be on next week. #
  • There's a lot of people in the stadium for the match. Must be nearly 2 dozen people at least. Maybe they're using CGI. #
  • Come on get on with it. Stop all this faffing about and kick off. Hello where's the goalies? #