• The government wants to stop binge drinking. What's binge? I've never drunk that. What's it taste like and does it have a kick? #
  • It was so cold I kept my socks on in bed. But when I poked my feet out the dog pulled my socks off and slept with them in her bed. Whiffy! #
  • Town council should build huge umbrellas to put up when it snows or rains. Also all roads and pavements should have underfloor heating. #
  • They must be bonkers jumping off the top of that new building in Dhubai. #