• Come on FedEx. No need to be shy. #
  • May have banned wheel clamping (after 20 yrs) but clampers will probably just load parking tickets up to £400 and try to force imm. payment. #
  • Dog is getting fed up with me saying Raspberry Pi and finding out there isn't any pie! #
  • Time for a power nap. ZZZzzzzzz #
  • Now have I had a poo? We should be fitted with meters so we can tell. I bet there's an app for it. #
  • Hailstones? Own up. Who ordered Hailstones? #Coventry #
  • Dog just had an egg. Good job I was only juggling one egg. #
  • I missed the overnight rain downpour then. #drought #
  • Vomit inducing special TV effects on this 70's ELO concert on BBC4. #dontlookjustlisten #
  • I hope they gave those trunks of Daniel Craig a quick rinse before they sold them. #
  • Who gives these TV channels these 'Broadcast channel of the year' awards? I never voted for any of them.
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    "Egg Eater Of The Year" #
  • Not so sure freezing #council #tax is the way to go. Eventually the increase will have to be added. Best to limit it to a 1% or 2% rise. #
  • The Korean Kittens singing "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles. Broadcast in 1964. Interesting. #
  • Nana Mouskari singing "Hey Jude" with vibrato on every note! Oh dearrrrrr nanaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaa #
  • Think I'll learn to play the bagpipes. Do you buy them, grow them or rear them? #