• What a large cucumber you have. I'm sure she was dying to say that on @BBCNews #
  • I hate it when the tap runs in the sink and spurts back over your trousers. Then somebody comes to the door. #
  • Outcome of enquiry by #Ofcom into Sky was obvious from the day the enquiry was announced. Like banks it was too big to fail. Wasted money. #
  • Don't know what's happened with the freeview channel numbers in this and next weeks @totaltvguide Midlands. HD channels are as of old. #
  • Sorry dog you're not allowed chocolate biscuits. So wind your tongue in and stop the dribble torrent. #
  • All the people are collecting their #Apple iphones today so some happy bunnies about. As long as they don't want to go to Luton Airport. #
  • Mind you who'd want to go to Luton Airport. #
  • What happens if you're running between the wicket and get hooked up by the Spidercam? Is it 5 extras for the batsman? #wt20 #
  • England of to a good start. #wt20 #
  • Well played Naib. Good runs to improve the score. #wt20 #
  • Well I couldn't see the shuttle. #
  • Trying out RDIO. It's a clean interface. #
  • Why do they put LivvManU EngvInd F1 all on at the same time? #badprogramming #
  • finished The Naive and Sentimental Lover (Coronet Books) by John le Carré — Utter drivel!!! http://t.co/pXD7gaVn #Kindle #