• So #time is slowing down? Does that mean more time to do things? Should I panic? Will it mean longer adverts? So many questions. #
  • Think I've woken up in a foreign country. The sun's out. #drought #flood #whoknows #
  • Need a slide rule to work out the various combinations. #Euro2012 #
  • Bad luck for Croatia. They tried so hard and were so close. #Euro2012 #
  • Sounds to me that there's a fiddle going on with those Staffs car parking machines. Credit card money ending up in Kent attractions coffers. #
  • "@ECB_cricket: Is @dudleyplatypus taking a picture of us?! #EngvWI http://t.co/UPLV8Omk"– No, otherwise his camera lens would crack. #
  • Nice to see Chris Gayle back. Don't mind him scoring 100 as long as the others settle for 0 apiece 🙂 #EngvWI #
  • Which should be soon with all these boundaries. #EngvWI #
  • Break out the hard hats. Board up the windows. #EngvWI #
  • Getting tired of running outside everytime a plane flies over and exposing myself thinking its the #Google maps plane. Should be a timetable #
  • Well played England. WI go for it on Friday. #EngvWI #
  • Now then which match to watch? #Euro2012 #
  • Thought the picture was a bit blurry. #specsontopofhead #
  • Some of those kids that come on with the players look too clean. #Euro2012 #
  • Ah the short version.of the Ukraine anthem then. #Euro2012 #
  • I was expecting six goals from Rooney by now. #Euro2012 #
  • I'm drained. I need 15 minutes of ads to recover. #Euro2012 #
  • Fancy another IPA but I'll be up all night widdling. Least I hope I'd get up. #
  • Yaaaaay #Euro2012 #
  • Another 5 then I can relax. @Euro2012 #
  • Phew, and breathe #Euro2012 #
  • Need to unwind now. Think I'll clean the venetian blinds. Hmm perhaps not. #
  • Meanwhile somebody from Nanjing has a pop at my server whilst I'm watching the footy. #
  • What a useless ITV interviewer. Well done Stevie. #Euro2012 #
  • Looking at all the video of the goal that never was I can see that it was an optical illusion. The ball was still on the halfway line. #
  • If the ghost goal had been Englands nobody would mention goal-line technology. But as it was another team it suddenly becomes a "necessity"! #
  • So its the summer #solstice today instead of tomorrow. I blame the government. #
  • What a sensible guy that teacher Simon Warr is. @BBCNews #
  • Take your dog to work day Friday. I've sent mine to @BBCShaneonair by Royal Mail. Should arrive mid July. #hope #
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  • Painful having your tweets cut off. #tweetless #
  • Glad the crowd effects microphone is blocking out most of what the commentators say in the Czech Portugal match on @BBC #Euro2012 #
  • They'd struggle would Portugal without Ronaldo. #Euro2012 #
  • Take your dog to work day tomorrow @bumblecricket you taking her? #
  • Time to fit windscreen wipers to mg specs. #drought #
  • Wouldn't say it was wet but I'm having to walk round in a snorkel. #drought #
  • £33 billion for #hs2 yet councils can't afford £14000 for a zebra crossing to keep children safe whilst crossing. #
  • Instead of a #hs2 railway what about a hs2 canal. Would suit our climate and barges could run in snow or rain. Nicer way to travel and cheap #
  • 4 inches of rain or a whole months rainfall in 24 hrs. Anybody know how to build an ark? #drought #
  • finished The Sacred Sword (Ben Hope 7) by Scott Mariani. Another great Ben Hope story. http://t.co/KOUz1x9V #Kindle #
  • I had a feeling Germany would win. Nice try from Greece though. #Euro2012 #
  • Is #Twitter on the blink again? #
  • Is it national knock on your door whilst everyone's eating day today? #goaway #dontneedone #gotsixalready #
  • "@BBCNews: Codebreaker Alan Turing's 'suicide' in doubt http://t.co/tF5ZXMFS"– Even more sinister, the iPlayer links don't work. #
  • It's bad enough these huge meatflies flying about but this one just beat me at draughts. Yesterday it whipped me at arm-wrestling. #buzzoff #
  • Yes @cricketicc #allowswitch #
  • Those touchline ads are all in English again. They'd miss us if we left the #EU Nobody to sell to. #Euro2012 #
  • Well I think that penalty does it. #Euro2012 #
  • So it looks like Spain v Germany for the final. #Euro2012 #
  • According to the papers we've already won #Euro2012 and the next world cup!
    Just ease off a bit please. #
  • Since an attack on a Nato country is defined as an attack on all Nato countries. Load the bombers! Off to Syria we go. #iblameDrStrangelove #
  • Couple of Spitfires/Hurricanes just flew over the house. We at war with Syria? #Nato #
  • That was a great game. Thanks to both teams. A real nail biter. #EngvWI #
  • I hope it's not a nail biter. Just a straight forward win for England please. #Euro2012 #
  • OMG #Euro2012 #
  • One Missed Goal #Euro2012 #
  • "@GarethDotDesign: Agreed >> RT @Paul_Baldwin: Never thought I say this but Rooney off and Carroll on #ComeOnEngland quot;–Yep sounds good to me #
  • Bring on Rooneys hairpiece. #Euro2012 #
  • Hope the force field holds. #Euro2012 #
  • Here come the subs. #Euro2012 #
  • Another 30 minutes? I need a sub. #Euro2012 #
  • When's Sir Bobby Charlton coming on? #Euro2012 #
  • Penalties! Our speciality. #Euro2012 #
  • Poo #Euro2012 #
  • Well done England. You tried anyway. #Euro2012 #