• At last Cook gets a ton. Bout time as well. #
  • Healthy eating option today. Beans on toast. Give our stomachs and intestines chance to recover. #
  • Dunno what the England plan is. #
  • That wicket just fell at a lead of 222! Nelson strikes. #
  • For heavens sake might as well declare now. #
  • Come on. Knock em over for a ton. #
  • Way to go Swanny! #
  • Rockin and rollin. Knock em over. #
  • Just hope the lower order don't hang on too much. #
  • Weee this is fun. #
  • Boucher should settle them down a bit. #
  • Keep the pressure on. 50-6 #
  • Bout time we had wireless light meters. They have everything else covered with technology like hawk eye. #
  • Good days play. Can't wait for tomorrow. #
  • There's lots of white flaky things falling from the sky. What can they be? #
  • Best way to start. Three tail enders left. #
  • Nearly all over bar a miracle. #
  • One wicket left. #
  • That's it. The fat lady is singing. An innings and 98! #
  • We've reached the tipping point so why isn't it snowing? The sky is full of it and we don't have to go out. Let it snow let it snow… #
  • Wonder what to call the new decade after the nineties and noughties? Maybe I'll just settle to call it 'Cedric'. #2010 #
  • That's the boss-eyed peas on to soak. Don't know why. I just do as instructed. #
  • Just burnt my finger on a 30 second heated in the microwave mince pie. Steam escaped from tiny holes in the top of the pie. Medic! Evac! #
  • I'll have to stop playing Fairytale of New York for this year. Heard it a dozen times today. Mind you it's me picking the lists with it on. #
  • All those New Year fireworks will increase the global temperature. Ah well it'll be an excuse for Government to increase taxes for no reason #
  • My wish for 2010. No more miming to records. More live music. #
  • OMG somebody stole the top of that guys guitar! #
  • Hello the wind screen wipers are back on top of the pops. #
  • I think I'll get up but leave my head in bed for an extra hour with the slumbering whale. What was that song? 'Only women snore' hahaha ouch #
  • I'm sick and tired of seeing David Tennant on the BBC. Be glad when they finally kill off his character. Doctor Who? You might well ask! #
  • In Oct the Met Office said we'd have the mildest winter for ages. Now they say it'll be the coldest winter for 100 years.What are they on? #
  • I hope Star Trek gets an Oscar rather than that Avatar think! #
  • This genuine French brandy from Eastern Europe is nice. Only cost 29 pence a gallon and you only go blind for a couple of hours. Yoiks! #
  • Just as Athers asks about bowlers like Onions perhaps being unlucky he gets a wicket. Spooky! #
  • That was a good wicket. #
  • Nice from Swann. #
  • Poor old Duminy. You gotta feel for him. Swann on a hat trick. #
  • Come on. Slip em a googly! #
  • Yeees. Way to go. #