• I love the smell of wet dog in the morning. #
  • Anybody looked out the window to see how the ground is? #EngvWI #
  • Why are the majority of headphones round when ears are oval? #puzzled #
  • Waiting for a delivery of dog food. Even the dog is looking out of the window. #
  • Greece will have about 3 players left on the field the way its going. #Euro2012 #
  • Amazing how teams down to 10 men score goals. Maybe England should only play 10. #getintheway #Euro2012 #
  • Our new 6 hour national anthem should wear down the opposition on Monday. #