• Unfair that a couple of horses were banned from the #Olympics for using banned substances. Surely they have a defence. It was forced on them #
  • Queen Victorias diaries have been put online.
    I bet she's not amused. #
  • This lettuce only feeds half a man. I'm told it'll be okay for me then.
    🙁 http://t.co/SFmMtBUz #
  • Nothing wrong #Greece leaving Eurozone. Revert to what it was like before the #Eurozone
    EU officials just worried about losing their jobs. #
  • Just dosed the dog with flea treatment. Got more on me than the dog. #
  • "@BumbleCricket: A bird has just shat on me outside the Trip to Jerusalem !"–did you get her name? #