• The @BBCNews are giving this guy in #Norway just what he craves, publicity. Somebody tell me when they're (BBC) over this fetish they have. #
  • #Fracking to be resumed (not 'cracking' iPod!).
    Better glue down the chimney pots.
    Where's my earthquake detector gone? #
  • If the jets flying supersonic don't get you the #frackers will. #
  • I never knew you could recharge an iPod. I've been buying a new one each time the battery went flat. #
  • Just poured grape juice in my tea instead of milk. Same shape carton. #