• Supposed to be the big freeze but it's really quite warm. #
  • Snow Nearly Gone.: http://t.co/AbEhOZAg #
  • Time to wash the dog blanket. It's moving quicker than the dog. #
  • Weird feeling having to delete my @slicehost account. Still it's only a technicality. #
  • Now my biscuit just sunk without trace in my tea. Apart from that messy residue I'll find at the bottom of the mug. #
  • Strange we import electricity from Nederland overnight whilst exporting to France at the same time. Why doesn't Nederland send it to France? #
  • Wish there was an app for slicing and dicing vegetables. #
  • I can smell that casserole cooking. #
  • That cold winds blowing up my passageway again. #
  • Taxviper blog post: Forecast snow not here yet. http://t.co/Ftc2NJWg #
  • “@kitchen: Tron legacy. I have massive nerdboner right now.”–probably left your pen in your pocket. #
  • Time to prosecute these weather forecasters. I went outside looking like Nanook of the North. 10cm's indeed. Seen more snow on a fish finger #
  • Shame about #Kodak but I bet if they started making retro film cameras they'd make some cash. Bakelite and leather look with lots of knobs. #
  • Waiting for the toilet seat to warm up so I can have a poo. #
  • Just ate an egg. #highlightofday #