• My cold is improving but I still sound like the Chipmunks. Lots of phlegm. Look… #
  • Silly printer. You always run out of paper just when I want to print something. #
  • @KindleUK Is it "Revenge of the Monster Mole from Mars" ? in reply to KindleUK #
  • How come a simple update on one of my servers turns into a three hour job. Last time I click the 'update now' button. I need a wee. #
  • Is this something new where Google now send me 7 calendar email reminders instead of 1? #
  • Has there been a coup at the @bbc ? They've actually got a football match on and it's a proper game. Not on ice or voiced by D Attenborough! #
  • Not many new musical instruments being invented. #
  • @Napster_UK sorry should have said. I deleted the temp files/cookies in IE and that solved the problem in the app. Thanks in reply to Napster_UK #
  • I often think a lot of music today would sound and sell better without vocals. #music #
  • Will I get gout from drinking port? #
  • Somebody opened a bottle of port so I'm drinking responsibly before it goes off. #
  • “@Thingee: Went to the eye doctor and this happened… [pic] — http://t.co/RYQ03tYR”. — it's Nana Mouskouri. #
  • Too cold today. Bring back the spring weather. #
  • Bit of a frost this morning. Bet it's brought transport to a halt. It'll have stopped the trains as well. Wrong type of frost on the tracks. #
  • Must remember my sole job for today. Defrost the turkey for tomorrow else there'll be trouble at t'mill. #
  • So #Phobos Grunt fragments will land in a 200km corridor between the M4 and the Falkland Islands.
    I do so like a bit of precision work. #
  • Has that #PhobosGrunt satellite landed yet? I want to take my tin hat off. My heads getting hot. Plus the dog wants her water bowl back. #
  • Amazing how something works one day and then not the next day. #
  • Scrapy scrapy windscreen. #ice #