• There have always been 'two Europes'. France and Germany and the rest of Europe. The UK #EU veto changes nothing. #
  • The UK veto at the #EU does not stop the #Eurozone from sorting out its #euro crisis. The UK shouldn't be expected to foot the bill. #
  • Anybody lost a Higgs Boson particle? Just found one in my porridge. #
  • So that film made by the @bbc of parliament in Wednesdays #PMQ #039;s is all fake? It was really filmed in London Zoo? Makes sense when you think #
  • I've already discovered the #HiggsBoson Particle. I even have a photo of it. http://t.co/A0VZFK61 #
  • Don't think the US will get their #drone back from #Iran They still owe us a boat and two new Embassey refurbs. #
  • Maybe if there was a deposit back on #drones like there used to be on pop bottles and beer bottles #Iran would send it back. #
  • Why did I have to make sure the tins of tuna were dolphin friendly. We haven't any dolphins to feed just gannets.
    It's not tuna friendly. #
  • “@BBCShaneonair: Snowball fight proving a bit of a challenge this morning. Weather forcasters!”– I'm getting the barbecue out. #
  • If we get amber alerts when it doesn't snow what do we get when it does? #uksnow #
  • I like #pandas but I couldn't eat a whole one. #
  • Mmmm Tiger beer. #
  • Overheard a woman in shop ask male assistant "Have you got balls of stuffing?"
    And, he never blinked but pointed to the freezer. Style. #
  • I hate serialised radio/tv programmes. "A Christmas Carol" in 500 weekly parts. Whatever next. #NeverWatchedEpisodeTwoEver #
  • Bit of a panic for Christmas shopping. I haven't bought a present for myself yet! #
  • This 'Spirit of Lousiana' is very innocuous. I may not be able to get up the stairs tonight. #
  • Do @DreamHost do a one-touch get you up the stairs when you're legless service? #
  • Is it still Wednesday? #
  • Is that newsreader on CNC a puppet? He looks a bit funny. #
  • If I order anything over £100 please cancel. #
  • Oh CNC just showed an advert to support the ban on killing #tigers
    Wonderful. #
  • Great programme on BBC2 with a lecture from professor #BrianCox #