• It was really really cold today. Must get some thermal long johns. #
  • Lorry shed a load of #marmite on the M1. People are licking it up. #
  • So there's norovirus (winter vomiting virus) in oysters?
    Not surprised cos they look like snot anyway. Slimy things. #
  • Public Service people on #strike shouldn't be surprised if their jobs go in the future. At least their union reps' jobs will be secure. 😉 #
  • One thing the #strike will show is that we can reduce the number of Public Service jobs in order to pay for their pensions. #
  • Will Labour restore Public Service pension age and provide better pensions? They didn't do a lot for miners after that #strike #
  • Just for balance I'm not a fan of Tories or LibDems either. Bring on the Monster Raving Looney Party. Bring on more #strikes That'll help. #
  • Technically I suppose I should be on a #strike march. But I think everybodys still in bed round here. #
  • I just bought: 'Panasonic CR-2032 Lithium Coin Battery – Twelve Pack' by Panasonic via @amazonuk hope they dont explode http://t.co/zuJcyKWd #
  • Fancy something different for Christmas dinner. Maybe an ostrich. #
  • Who are all these scantily clad young ladies following me? It never happens in real life. Just as well I suppose with this cold snap. #
  • I see the #BBC reporting the number of #Clarkson complaints received. Didn't know it was a competition. My guess is 27,263. What's the prize #
  • Is that a big snowflake on the car windscreen or has a seagull been busy? #
  • Time for a quick play of Christmas by Michael Bublé. #
  • These cheese biscuits must be slimming. I have to walk into the kitchen each time to get one. #
  • Where's all the unadulterated filth on Tv gone? Mary Whitehouse wouldn't be impressed. #
  • I reckon the drone the Iranians think they shot down is the Russian Mars probe #PhobosGrunt that didn't make it out of Earth orbit. #