• Oh my it's so cold this morning even the heating came on before I switched it on. #
  • Right in it now. #
  • A tangerine just rolled out the bowl,across the floor and behind the sofa. Can't be bothered to hoik it out now. I'll send the dog in later. #
  • Gas meter just been read. The meter was spinning so fast it made him dizzy. Merry Christmas British Gas! Thanks for the festive bill. 🙂 #
  • This Drambuie is nice and warming and it's jush shtarting to kick in
    in in … #