• Well it's Monday again. I'm starting to see a pattern develop here. #
  • OMG! People are dying Blackberry is down. Millions are being lost. People are jumping off tall buildings. #
  • Think I need a new author to read. Finished Henry Porter and working through Scott Mariani. #
  • Hope they fix the Blackberry problem soon else our rioters won't be able to message each other for the best smash n grab locations. #
  • Nobody's listening to Ian Swales 10 minute bill. Can't blame them. People tweeting, reading and yawning. Come on put some feeling into it. #
  • “@BBCShaneonair: Oh no – the pressures on for my 1,000th tweet.”– Make it a great and memorable one. #
  • My thanks to Carl of @DynInc for recovering my hostnames data after I went and lost it. #
  • Well that's the first time I've had to use the nutcrackers on pasta. #
  • Wonder if the Blackberry ad I saw on TV should be banned by ASA since some of it's claims were untrue. Or have been for a few days. #
  • Bit of Status Quo to shake my dandruff loose. #
  • Great catch from Pieterson on the boundary. #
  • Energy supplier profits up 700%. I think we're being screwed with a huge screw. #energy #
  • Wales just need to ratchet things up a notch or two. #RWC #
  • So the latest fad is to add the word 'cloud' to your name?
    CloudNorm? Sounds like a Cherokee Indian name. Which I'd be proud to have. #
  • Proof of dumbed down @BBCNews now. They've just shown a film clip of a turkey chasing somebody. #IPayMyLicenceFeeForThis #