• Looks like somebody has reactivated the #haarp beam again. The weathers got all hot now after a promising cold miserable dismal start. #
  • Wish I could move faster than light. I feel like a snail could outrun me at the moment. Come on dog let's hit the streets. #
  • Taxviper blog post: Wish I could move faster than … http://t.co/8hT3YXvS #
  • They've been selling fake Apple iPhone 5S in knockoff China for over a week. You'd think the Chinese authorities would do something about it #
  • It'll be iPhone96 to get ahead in the numbers game and it'll have legs. Or it'll be an iPhone sock. #
  • Taxviper blog post: It'll be iPhone96 to get ahead… http://t.co/BWiPVSVT #
  • So Apple are doing iPhones in different sizes? Small medium and large. Wonder if there'll be a 4XXL? #
  • Didn't see much mention about the anniversary of #Sputnik on the @BBCNews yesterday or was it mentioned in a weather forecast? beep beep be #
  • New model kindle comes today. Keep one upstairs and one downstairs to save my legs. Be fun when two people try to read the same book.Tee hee #
  • Taxviper blog post: New model kindle comes today. … http://t.co/XNU4EowV #
  • My new Kindle just arrived from @AmazonUK. Screen and fonts look crisper. Nice to have a device that knows who I am. No faffing about. Great #
  • The @BBC are to cut 2000 jobs. Maybe they were over-employing? They should cut the hospitality and jollies. #
  • The #bbc could save money by showing lots of repeats and crappy programmes. Oh wait… #
  • Taxviper blog post: The #bbc could save money by s… http://t.co/BLll08Fq #
  • I wear no shoe shine. #
  • I need one of those annoying widgets that tweets what music I'm playing.
    Oh wait I have one. I turned it off cos it was annoying. #
  • All those Chinese fakers have egg foo yung on their faces after naming their fake iPhones "iPhone5" haha
    Bet people will still buy them. #
  • Taxviper blog post: I need one of those annoying w… http://t.co/X4UlTxOL #
  • The World Conker Championships have been cancelled because of high winds blowing the marquees. Too large an event for indoors. NEC? #
  • Oh well you tried. #RWC #football
    There's always the cricket to save us. #englandcricket #
  • finished The Alchemist's Secret (Ben Hope 1) by Scott Mariani
    Not bad. A good "Biggles" book. http://t.co/G95ZGbu7 #Kindle #
  • Seems a silly place to put a big volcano right underneath a park like Yellowstone Park. Can't they move it? #
  • That must have been a cheap ad to make for Air France. Some bloke with a tart hanging round his neck spinning round and round. #
  • In 50 years it's said that man and machine will have combined as one.
    Then if aliens attack we'll kick ass. #alienfight #
  • It's midday and I've done nothing except pick my nose.
    What does this mean? #PhilosophicalQuestions #
  • Taxviper blog post: It's midday and I've done noth… http://t.co/NXqMYcCT #
  • That film Skyline on #sky premiere is Dreadful. Sort of a Battle of LA clone but really really bad. Acting abysmal. They ran out of plot. #
  • The film industry make such rubbish films they wonder why they're losing money and then blame it all on piracy. #
  • Anymore coffee and I'll be widdling for a week. Not to mention hanging by my feet from the electricity pylons like a bat on heat. #
  • Technological development seems to have faltered since the digital disk. Have we run out of captured alien technology to copy? #
  • Oh no! Dog trump. 🙁 #