• I wear no shoe shine. #
  • I need one of those annoying widgets that tweets what music I'm playing.
    Oh wait I have one. I turned it off cos it was annoying. #
  • All those Chinese fakers have egg foo yung on their faces after naming their fake iPhones "iPhone5" haha
    Bet people will still buy them. #
  • Taxviper blog post: I need one of those annoying w… http://t.co/X4UlTxOL #
  • The World Conker Championships have been cancelled because of high winds blowing the marquees. Too large an event for indoors. NEC? #