• Flippin cold last night. Somebody bung another bob in the meter. #
  • UBS has discovered a loss by a rogue trader of $2 billion. I know how they feel. I pay that much each month for gas and electricity. #
  • I have an urge for spring onions. Could that mean anything? #
  • Big dog poo in the middle of the garden. Looks like the Eiffel Tower. Well, Blackpool Tower anyway. #