• No Doggy you're not sitting on me you're all wet after stalking imaginary rabbits in the bushes. #
  • Is Gaddafi a common name in #Libya ?
    If it is I bet a few people will be lying low and sweating a bit. #
  • Last time I was on the #Moon it was quite dry and you couldn't grow much. I wonder if it's changed much? I should pop back up and check. #
  • Make a good film. "The Hunt for Red Gaddafi." #
  • Anybody else want to announce #Apple #039;s Steve Jobs has resigned or that Mafeking has been relieved? #
  • Taxviper blog post: Anybody else want to announce … http://t.co/slPzKOf #
  • Had a trouser accident! Tried to loosen tap on full rainwater butt to fill watering can but the whole spigot and 120 ltrs of water came out! #
  • Taxviper blog post: Had a trouser accident! Tried … http://t.co/BtOuvDz #
  • I'm sure I'm repeating myself. My brain needs a new version of MySQL. #
  • Have they got him yet? #