• Everybody in the country is in prison these days after the riots. Only 6 people still free because they were on holiday in Skegness. #
  • Time for a power snooze ….. #
  • A few days after a shark attacked and killed a Brit #itv are showing "Jaws".
    Insensitive and also a crap film. #
  • Looks like #itv have changed the film from "Jaws" to "Red Heat" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    Well done itv that's the right thing to do. #
  • The herring in mustard sauce was very nice but I'll be up all night with indigestion. Then tomorrow the seagulls will be after me. #