• I bet Nelson has a great view. Nice and quiet.Apart from the pigeons crapping on his hat. #
  • #BritishGas say profits down 50% because of a "milder" winter. What planet are they on? Nobody can afford gas now. And it was a cold winter! #
  • Oh no! The Government are going to scrap the 'Trading with the Enemy Act' and lower the cracker buying age to 12. #
  • Oh goody goody. A company in Ghana is going to send me a money transfer of $5000 daily til it reaches $1.2 million. Wow. All I have to do is #
  • Rip off Britain again. Now we're paying for others worldwide to get @BBC via #iplayer on the cheap. #