• Flu!
    The answer to the age old question:-
    "What do you give someone who has everything?" #
  • The #ThomsonPhoneBook has gone from A4 to A5 size. Next year it'll be written on a postage stamp. #
  • The happy @DreamHost Domain Registration Team keep calling me "Currently".

    "Currently you have told us you would like us to auto-renew …" #

  • At least they don't call me surely. #
  • Don't know how a tiny sparrow can make such a loud noise. It just wants me to fill the seed feeder up. It just uses me, greedy thing. #