• Wonder what #Bbcnews presenters have done wrong to get stuck with the night shift? Broadcasting to six viewers. Well, seven with me. #
  • I bet as soon as it's time to get up in three hours I'll fall asleep. #
  • #windows8 ?
    I'm still on #windows1 #
  • Some kids have been barred from doing exams because they had the wrong footwear. So Aliens from other planets beware. Wear the right gear. #
  • So it's not the German #beansprouts either. What next? Bananas? Prunes? Kiwi fruit? Come on Germany what are you going to ruin for us next? #
  • I put my cap outside to dry and #dog keeps "finding" it and bringing it back inside. I've put it on a tree now. She's looking for a ladder. #
  • The Olympic torch is also 80cms long or 8000 tenths of a millimeter (whatever that would be). Spooky. @BBCShaneonair #Olympics #
  • So Australia are thinking about shooting camels because of the methane they produce. Then I suppose they'll have a barbie. Mmmm camel steaks #
  • I've got a runny nose and no tissue. Here doggy! #
  • Where's the unsocial media? #
  • It's all very well sleeping with my feet out the end of the bed but I worry that one day the dog will chew instead of lick. #
  • Well another day and #Aliens haven't landed on the White House front lawn. So much for #disclosure
    Buses late,trains late,aliens late. #
  • I never seem to win anything. Although I did win 2 tickets to a ballet once. Some guff about a swan faffing about. #
  • Well I didn't get a gong in this years #birthdayhonours for my services to nude #conker playing. #
  • Crisis. Out of #MushyPeas #
  • Own up. Who was it?
    Who turned shuffle on in #Windows Media Player?
    Was it YOU?
    Been driving me mad. #
  • Alarm went off. Was the trembler. Damn heavy lorries. #
  • Temperature at 6am today was 3c (37f). Well it is #summer what do you expect? Rain? Oh yeah we got that as well. 🙁 #
  • It's raining and I have to amuse the #dog
    Where's the draughts?
    Although she usually beats me at draughts. I'll try snakes & ladders. #
  • It's all very well keeping the #WorldService going to satisfy somebody's ego at the @BBC but closing BBC3 and/or BBC4 to do it is wrong. #
  • You could save the 20% cut to the #WorldService by stopping waste on taxis,extravagant hospitality and using 1 not 2 newsreaders on @BBCNews #
  • The #BBC should also cut all TV & Radio broadcasting after midnight to save money on staffing. Play the #WorldService instead. #
  • The @BBCNews should be cut after midnight. They only report politics during the day. What breaking UK political news happens after midnight #
  • 2 30second tracks in the middle of "All over the world : The very best of ELO" by ELO a new release in 2011 on @napster
    Very odd. #
  • The weather is making me more vituperative than usual. Bring on the sun or up my dosage of #marmite to calm me down. #
  • Here we go. Haven't used this PC in a week so 50 billion updates!! #