• I hate waiting for deliveries. We wait in for days. Nothing. Nip out for five mins and they've all called and left cards. They must watch us #
  • Instead of a turkey this year might have something exotic like a roast ostrich. Be a job getting it's neck in the oven though. #
  • Couldn't find any ostrich in the shops. Plenty of kangaroo, penguin,zebra and badger though. Might settle for a moose or a gnu instead. #
  • How do you cook a moose in the oven? Is it on its back with legs folded across the chest or standing up in the roasting dish? #
  • Just eaten a River Cobbler fish. Very nice but it is imported all the way from Vietnam. Odd when you think we're surrounded by the sea. #
  • My cameras on the move. According to the tracker it's on the way to Preston. Away from me but at least it's on the move. Get ready dog. 🙂 #
  • Is centos very popular? I don't hear much about. Maybe I'll delete it and stick the usual Ubuntu on. #