• President Obama just arrived at Phoenix Park Dublin. #
  • I'll have to start looking for a new broadband provider I think. 598 Kbps just doesn't cut the mustard. #
  • Some ash came down my chimney. I wonder if it's from #Iceland
    The country not the shop. #
  • Sir Charles Grey saying on @bbcnews that #injunctions are in domain of everyone. Rubbish they are for the very wealthy. Who can pay 200k pw? #
  • The common man can take years to get to court. These wealthy footballers have high court judges on tap 24/7 to instantly grant #injunctions #
  • I have just eaten a beefburger bappette without the aid of an #injunction
    Can I say that? #
  • I hate it when the string comes off the teabag. Cheap rubbish. #
  • Fancy banning #marmite Strange those Danes. #
  • More #Sony websites hacked. But do they care? #
  • Be a nice little earner. Smuggling #marmite into Denmark. #
  • Think I'll pop over to NY and stroll in the park #smoking my pipe. #
  • The Mayor of NY is hoping New Yorkers will police the #SmokingBan themselves by telling each other to stop smoking. As if! #
  • Oh they're looping the #Cameron #Obama barbecue film on #BBCNews I thought that guy was being greedy. Saw him go up for burgers 6 times now #
  • Great speech from @PresidentObama in Westminster Hall. #Obama #
  • Elderly patients in #NHS hospitals are so dehydrated through lack of care they are being prescribed water by their Doctors. Unbelievable. #
  • First Test starts in under an hour. So excited, better go to the loo to avoid an accident. #ENGvSL #
  • Get them covers off! #ENGvSL #
  • Months of drought then it rains on the first Test day. 🙁 #ENGvSL #
  • Rains still falling. Sigh. #EngvSL #
  • Play due to start at 2.45?
    I'll be ready for bed by then. #EngvSL #
  • Pouring down now. #EngvSL #
  • Here we go. #EngvSL #
  • They can't be hungry already? #EngvSL #
  • I reckon 8 wickets in the first hour. #EngvSL #
  • I spy a pitch with *no* covers on. That's promising. #EngvSL #
  • Paranavitana sniffs his bat before every ball. Strange tic. #EngvSL #
  • If a UFO hovers over my roof I wonder if they'd clean the leaves out of my gutters for me? #
  • More rain. It should be banned during matches. Maybe a big sheet of plastic could be stretched over the ground. #EngvSL #
  • So England aim to bat all day? If it rains most of the day they'll only need to play half an hour. #EngvSL #
  • Got 11 episodes of Hawaii 5-0 to watch. It's amazing how they back up. #
  • Trouble with using up your food stocks you end up eating some weird and wonderful meals. Dinner today is boiled eggbox with bread wrapper. #
  • Looks like being a draw. #EngvSL #