• Nice shuttle launch from #NASA
    Look out #SpaceStation you'll be having visitors soon. #
  • The reservoir is a bit low because of poor rainfall. We're all going down there for a 'wee in' to top it up. Or is that a 'wee out'. #
  • Melons are exploding all over #china and nobody knows why. Perhaps everybody is having target practice. #
  • Schwarzenegger said having a child with a staffer caused his marriage problems. Yep, that'll do it everytime. #
  • Finished #ZeroDay by Mark Russonovitch. A good read. It wasn't on the UK #kindle so I had to get the hardback.
    Uhuh I said kindle & hard!!! #
  • Why is vegetation green. It should be a nice shade of purple or even multicoloured. Green is so boring and so last year. #
  • My calendar reminders recently have been coming in late. Which idiot set them up? Oh me! #
  • The high compression utility I built is great. I can compress files down to zero bytes. Awesome.
    But I'm going to try and improve it. #
  • Watching this kid in an advert devour a sausage bap has made me hungry. Those aren't drums you can hear it's my stomach. #
  • Just think if I were in Australia I'd be going to bed soon. #
  • RT @BBCBreaking 30+ #Afghan construction workers reported killed by Taliban fighters in Paktia — that's #Muslims not killing Muslims then? #
  • Hope @warne888 has a great last game. Well done worlds greatest spinner and thanks for all the entertainment you've provided over the years #
  • I had a boiled egg for breakfast as anyone can tell from my shirt. #
  • Split my trousers yesterday in the garden when I bent to pull a weed up. Hope I fair better today. #
  • That's the daily dog brush done. Got all the greenfly out. #
  • It says #PeteDoherty got 6 months for drugs. Can't be the famous celebrity. Celebs have to murder the Queen before getting a prison term. #
  • Interesting wildlife question. What happens if all the #jaguars disappear? Well, a lot of #antelopes would go "Yippeeeeeeeeee!" #
  • Maybe #Sony should just give up electronics and go into woolly socks. #
  • Advert for #SkodaYeti shows car nipping about and small print "car shown is not UK spec"
    So why show it? Another #bait ad. Come on #ASA #OFT #
  • #endoftheworldconfessions I ate an out of date yoghourt once. #
  • I moved the sofa and nearly had a #rapture does that count? #
  • Dogs a magnet for greenfly. Like polyester trousers and the little expanded polystyrene bits in packaging. #
  • Poor parsley plant past peak. http://twitpic.com/50gq3u #
  • The women's FA cup final at the Ricoh today. Hopefully lots of goals and shirt whipping off celebrations. I know. Not PC but,snigger snigger #
  • Just been sniffing the permanent marker pen again. Trouble is the little black dots on my nose give the game away. #
  • The #BirdCall clock somes to have thrown a wobbly and does the wrong call at the wrong hour. #LoadOfRubbish #
  • Maybe the #rapture did happen yesterday. Gods joke on us. He put us all back in a world just like the old one. #
  • Just as I looked at #DebbieHarry #039;s name trending in the UK they played Union City Blues on local radio. Spooky spooky! #
  • Looking at @bbcnews report of Obama visit should it be "The President told…" not "The president told…"
    i.e. upper case p for President? #