• They've recruited 100,000 volunteers as #DigitalChampions to help 9m UK non- users to get online. Well, nobody asked me. Sniff. #
  • I think everybody in the world should send me a penny. I promise to spend it wisely on wine, women, drugs and superinjunctions. #
  • If #spotify wasn't a peer to peer service I'd subscribe. #
  • That banana toffee cheesecake was nice but very filling. #