• RT @wolfnix @CheeseRations me too! — Me too, and I eat as well to be on the safe side. #
  • This rain has brought the snails out of their hidey holes. They've tried to carry off the TV remote but they lack speed and leave a trail. #
  • #utd 1-0 already. #
  • 2-0 #
  • #ManUtd 2 #Chelsea 0
    Makes the title win look safe now. #
  • After millions of emails from Google they have automatically transitioned me. But I still can't play the violin. #